Music that makes my tail wag extra fast…
For some reason, I can’t seem to nail down the honeys like I expected. I’m good looking, right? Got the whole, “long nose” thing going. And check out my little bitty tail. See that? You see how I can make it zip back and forth? Chicks should be DIGGING this, right?
Sadly, I’m stuck with Molly.
Plus, I’ve got no balls. Literally. So, yeah.
But still, it would be nice to have a girlfriend to catch a movie with. Or maybe even sharing a plate of pasta in a back alley. So I’ve decided to up my game to really pull in the babes. Starting with better music preferences I’m really digging now.
*Springsteen
*George Strait
*2Pac
*The Zac Brown Band
*Motley Crue
Pretty diverse right? Well, duh. Different hotties like different stuff. Everyone knows boxers dig 2Pac. And everyone knows bulldogs sweat George Strait. Poodles? Those uppity bitches roll over for Springsteen and don’t get me started on the love labs have on Motley Crue.
Now excuse me while I load up my iPod with things to make the hotties howl.
