My love of white bread…
Listen, I’m already trained pretty well. Can’t quite figure out the stick shift on the jeep, but I’m getting close. (That clutch is tough).
Otherwise, I’ve got most things down. But don’t you go telling the big guy that. He still thinks he can teach me new things by treating me to delicious slices of white bread.
Have you had this? Oh.my.goodness. My favorite move is to savor the bread. First I start with the crust as I gently peel it away, strip-by-strip. Then, I’ll paw it around into a little ball and shove that into my mouth like I’m chewing some tobacco. Destro hates this, which, altogether, makes it that much better.
So yeah, I’ll throw my paw up to shake…but only if he’s got some white bread. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some jeepin to do.
