Oct
25
Messy eaters are the coolest…
When the big man puts my bowl down, I have a nice routine on how I eat. First, I look around sheepishly. Is destro nearby? Ooh, boy, that cat better not be. I’ll bite him. Mark it eight, dude…I’ll take a chomp.
No? STILL not allowed to chomp the cat?
Boo.
Ok, so when the coast is clear, I like to eat my food BESIDE the bowl. Grab a few nuggets and drop them on the carpet beside the bowl. This not only gets the nuggets moist, it also makes the big guy vacuum later. Heh heh. Get some.
You should try this at restaurants like Applebee’s.
