There should be a college football playoff already…
Daddy and I watch a lot of football. Fortunately, I’m well versed in plays because he watches all the teams. Not just the run-up-the-middle and short screen passes Kentucky rolls 56 times a game.
How do they not have a playoff system yet? What is so hard about this? I mean, really, who gives a shit about winning the Citrus Bowl if its not the national championship? “Hey, you won the Citrus Bowl!” “Thanks, are we national champs?” “No. Settle down, Buckface. You just won the Citrus Bowl. Here’s your glass bowl with oranges.”
In 2004, Auburn ran the gauntlet of the SEC and ended up undefeated. Did they get crowned champs? BUCK NO! The computer said no and that was it. Didn’t get a chance to play for it or anything. Hey, congrats on an amazing season and here’s a box of girl scout cookies. Now get off the porch and good luck next season.
One time I actually put up my paw when someone said, “shake.” Did I get a treat? No. I got yet another pat on the head. No tickling of my ballsack, no crispy bacon, nothing. Just a pat on the head.
I dare you to ask me to shake again. Double dog dare you. Get it?
Bwhahahaaha…hahahahahahadoubledogdare….hhahahahaahahaha…oh me.
